Just call me pagoda-head...

Boy, if I had a literal hat to go with all the figurative ones I'm wearing at work these days, I'd look like a pagoda.

(Suffice it to say, TPTB (and general staff) have apparently never made the acquaintance of that little "mutually exclusive tasks" concept, so there's no prioritizing stuff; crazy-making situation!)

All I need is a six-pack of clones or a time machine and I'd have the situation licked in no time.